Trump will partner with Nazi Home Shopping Network to introduce new line of "Arm" Bands.

After Donald Trump introduced an Executive order banning certain groups from entering the former greatest country in the world, ASJ News discovered a new partnership with the newly founded NHSN , a fledgling cable shopping network seen only in parts of America Trump won.
" It won't be like the arm bands of the 1920s and '30's, because those were racist. We would never do that as an Administration.", said one spokesman based on complete anonymity. 
He continued, "we feel these NuWave of armbands will help categorize Americans by religious order. Plus, they are more fun to wear."
He concluded, " It's all based on color. Kids like color identification, these are not just plain fabric like those boring arm bands of the past .You can get the neon fabric. Americans love bright, distracting things. They will look soooooooo rad when they go on the town."