Trump reverses himself on his own healthcare bill after realizing that HE is a cancer on the presidency .
In another shift of positions, Donald Trump has decided that he is changing his mind...again, on pre-existing conditions. Sources believe that Trump had an epiphany on his vital piece of legislation after looking in one of the hundreds of mirrors in his bedroom, and realizing that he's actually a cancer on the presidency.
Communications director Sean Spicer was seen eating poison oak, while hiding from the Washington press corps, hoping to die before having to explain this to the American masses.
Trump was seen filling out an application for the Make a Wish Foundation after his latest decision.
He was quoted as saying :" I am the best cancer this country has ever seen. Melanoma is not up to my bestness. Melanoma is a showboat."