Trump Orders FEMA to Distribute Death Certification Forms for Victims of Florence

Today, President Trump instructed FEMA to drop thousands of death certification forms over North and South Carolina allowing dead people to certify that they died from the storm’s effects. “All a dead person needs to do is complete this form, have it notarized, and take it to the local FEMA office,” said Trump spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders. “It will enable us to get real numbers of actual dead people, not Democrat-inflated numbers of fake dead people.” As FEMA workers mobilize to collect the completed forms, local officials instructed notaries to keep their seals and stamps with them at all times as they evacuate or await rescue, in the event they are contacted by a dead person.