TARIFF BATTLE CONTINUES- CANADA MAKES BOLD MOVE

As the battle of tariff escalates, Prime Minister Trudeau in a landmark decision has announced that Canada will begin imposing significant tariff's on the phrase "eh". 
"We are tired of US citizens using our National language as an audible pause. This is cultural appropriation at its most grotesque and I plan to put a stop to it, eh". Trudeau continued, "Sorry, not sorry".
This unprecedented move is expected to hit the northern US the hardest. 
Jaron Wallace, from Neenah, WI said, "We'll figure it out, don'cha'know".
President Trump could not be reached for comment.