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Dr. E. Fudd is sharing his newest study.

5/11/2017

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A recent study demonstrated that strippers who completely shave away their pubic hair get bigger tips than strippers who leave some fluff. Dr. Elmer Fudd of the Institute for the Betterment of Women explained that this information can be very important for women seeking larger paychecks. He explained that many patrons of strip clubs tend to flock toward hairless women and perhaps choosing to remove pubic hair can lead to an increase in pay for strippers. In an interview with a patron who chose to remain anonymous, it was revealed that he really enjoyed “the smooth look of a shaved p*ssy. It’s just more natural, more pure. Almost childlike.”
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