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Staff at White House starting with baby steps on saving the Trump Presidency by introducing the game of Stratego

5/18/2017

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A White House staffer leaked information to Awkward Silence Jax that the best way to save the Trump presidency is to start him off slowly with understanding how international affairs work by teaching him the game of Stratego. 
This particular staffer noted, " Once he has mastered the game of Stratego, we will then move to Risk, and god willing,  Axis & Allies."
When asked how far they think they can get with getting Trump to understand the importance of keeping you know, fucking secrets; this anonymous, exasperated White House staffer replied ," Fuck dude, I don't know. I just spent three hours explaining the game of Connect Four to this motherfucker . He is nowhere ready for SimCity or Sid Meiers Civilization. We just have to take baby steps...baby.steps."
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