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Sen. Graham Outraged at Hyperbole in Blasey/Kavanaugh Hearing

9/28/2018

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Late this afternoon, Senator Lindsey Graham angrily screamed his outrage at the level of hyperbole in the October 27 Blasey/Kavanaugh hearing. “Never in the 3.5 billion years of life on earth,” bellowed the red-faced Graham, “have elected officials used such absurd hyperbole.” As Senate staffers alerted medics who were on-call for certain histrionics, the spitting but blow-dried Graham said, “All of you who are guilty of over-stating matters here today will endure the white-hot, flesh-searing flames of hell for everlasting eternity!” In an effective act of one-upmanship, Judge Brett Kavanaugh responded by tearing his own nose off and throwing it at Senator Dianne Feinstein.


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