Roving gang of women claims life of Fox News star

Neighbors were startled when a roving gang of Indian women armed with bamboo rods beat Fox News star Sean Hannity to death late yesterday as he arrived home in Oyster Bay, New York. No one knows how the women got there or what motivated them. "We're quite surprised, but not sari," said Sid Baumgartner, who lives next door to Hannity. "Get it? Not sari," he chuckled.