Angry at lucrative jobs and contracts given by President Trump to others, canaries are said to be pursuing a plea deal with Special Counsel Robert Mueller. “We know a lot,” said one of the yellow-plumed birds. “We spent years sitting in cages at Mar-a-Lago. We’ve seen it all.” Trump attorney Rudy Guiliani denied any concerns on the President’s part. “They’ve all signed confidentiality agreements,” said Guiliani. “They’d better lawyer up!”
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