PRESIDENT TRUMP MODELS NEW SPACE FORCE UNIFORMS

After announcing that he would direct the Pentagon to establish a sixth branch of the armed forces dedicated to protecting American interests in outer space, Donald and Melania Trump modeled the new uniforms for the Space Force. Inspired by what Trump called, "The greatest movie of all time," Plan 9 From Outer Space. The uniforms are made of cheap polyester from the dollar bin at JoAnn Fabrics. The boots, and other uniform accessories will be commissioned by Spirit Halloween stores. ASJ reached out to several experts in space travel to confirm whether or not these uniforms would be safe for the armed forces; experts confirmed that this is the best possible option for the uniforms because, "It's not like anyone is really taking this seriously."