Awkward Silence Jax
  • Home
  • Tickets
  • Hire us!
    • Special Events, Team Building, and Workshops
    • Writing
  • Workshops
  • Podcast
  • Blog
  • Video
  • About
    • Troupe members
    • Auditions/Writers Submissions
    • Archives >
      • Mein Trump
      • Orlando Fringe Festival
    • Become an Awkward Emailer
  • Contact
    • Tell us what you thought

PRESIDENT TRUMP MODELS NEW SPACE FORCE UNIFORMS

6/20/2018

0 Comments

 
Picture
After announcing that he would direct the Pentagon to establish a sixth branch of the armed forces dedicated to protecting American interests in outer space, Donald and Melania Trump modeled the new uniforms for the Space Force. Inspired by what Trump called, "The greatest movie of all time," Plan 9 From Outer Space. The uniforms are made of cheap polyester from the dollar bin at JoAnn Fabrics. The boots, and other uniform accessories will be commissioned by Spirit Halloween stores. ASJ reached out to several experts in space travel to confirm whether or not these uniforms would be safe for the armed forces; experts confirmed that this is the best possible option for the uniforms because, "It's not like anyone is really taking this seriously."


0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Archives

    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    September 2016

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Home
  • Tickets
  • Hire us!
    • Special Events, Team Building, and Workshops
    • Writing
  • Workshops
  • Podcast
  • Blog
  • Video
  • About
    • Troupe members
    • Auditions/Writers Submissions
    • Archives >
      • Mein Trump
      • Orlando Fringe Festival
    • Become an Awkward Emailer
  • Contact
    • Tell us what you thought