It seems to be a Republican epidemic!. Two cases of a rare instance of what biologists call "organ self-determination," Pat Robertson was swallowed earlier today by his own anus. "The anus appears to have made its own determination that it would no longer be upstaged by its host body," said Dr. Lou Dingle of Johns Hopkins. The former Robertson anus now appears to be seeking representation in Hollywood for the film rights to its story. Earlier this week, Awkward Silence Jax brought you the breaking news of how Donald Trump was also in a similar situation.
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