New Scientific Study proves people who eat ham 60% less likely to be Jewish.

 Ms. Murphys 3rd grade science class walked around school offering pieces of ham to every students and faculty member. They then asked each person to fill out a survey which included questions such as:"Did you like the ham?"; "What's your favorite color?" and "Are you Jewish?" After all the results were tallied it was determined that most students who ate the ham were either not Jewish or didn't know what Jewish meant. ASJ