Mickey Goldmill Appointed Administrator of Republican Health Care System

Mickey Goldmill Appointed Administrator of Republican Health Care System
Secretary of Health and Human Services Tom Price has named Mickey Goldmill, Rocky's trainer, as Administrator of the Better Care Reconciliation Act soon to be adopted by Senate Republicans. Brought out of retirement once again, the 103-year-old athletic trainer tweeted to Americans, "You're gonna eat lightning. You're gonna crap thunder.#getupyousonofabitch"