Library of Congress Announces Campaign to Archive All American Euphemisms for "Fart"

As part of President Trump's "America First" initiative, the Library of Congress has announced a initiative to solicit from everyday Americans all euphemisms for flatulence. "We believe part of what makes America great is its obsession with breaking wind," said Carla Hayden, Librarian of Congress. "So, whether it's baking brownies, fanny frog, or Silo McDudley, we want to hear it and preserve it." Responses, particularly from boys in middle schools across the country, have overwhelmed the Library's online intake system.