Department of Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke appointed his horse, Tonto, as Deputy Secretary. "When that horse talks, I listen," said Zinke. "He knows more that most of the egghead and pencil-neck scientists here in Washington, I reckon." As precedent, a Department spokesman cited celebrity horse Mr. Ed, who served as associate producer of the hit TV sitcom "Mr. Ed" in its final two seasons. The estate of Mr. Ed declined comment.
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