In Lieu of Impeachment, AMA Panel of Physicians Recommends America Use Tough Actin' Tinactin

​"As best as we can tell," said AMA President Dr. Phil Blitzstein, "President Trump is some form of fungus, in the same genetic family as jock itch. To rid our country of him, our panel of renowned physicians recommends applying Tough Actin' Tinactin to America's groins daily after bathing."