Headline: Trump to demand Republicans to change their logo and name to G.O.Pee.

After the bombshell story claiming that Russian intelligence has information that Donald Trump enjoyed going to Russia and watch women pee on beds in front of him , Donald Trump has decided to go the whole nine yards and have the Republicans change their logo and their name from The G.O.P to the GOPee.
Trump had hoped he could slide this story in without anyone noticing especially since president Obama was giving his Farewell Address. 
In a statement today one of Trump's advisors said:" hey everything else in his Palace is gold ,might as well have his fantasies be that way as well...just like Real Americans. Besides. Didn't R.Kelly do this? Well. There you have it."
In a late night addendum to this story R Kelly will be performing at Trump's inauguration.

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