FOLLOWING LOSS IN WORLD CUP, TRUMP ARRIVES IN BELGIUM TO GLOAT

​Following Belgium's loss to France in the World Cup, citizens were appalled to learn that Donald Trump would be arriving in mere hours.

Upon the President's arrival, he was quoted saying to King Philippe, "If I were on the US team, we would have been the ones to beat you. Only I would have been able to defeat France. I'm the best at sports, you name it. Soccer, tennis, dog fights, I can beat anyone. The best. You know? Like the US. We've won the World Cup more than anyone else. We can beat anybody. It's tremendous."