Flaming Bag of Dog Doo Found on Mueller's Front Doorstep

The FBI is analyzing a flaming bag of dog doo found last night on the front doorstep at the home of recently-appointed Special Counsel Robert Mueller. Investigators also are reviewing nighttime photos of the of the scene taken by a surveillance camera, which appear to show a man fleeing. Lab tests of the bag's ashes have revealed writing on the bag: "#MAGA". Senate Democrats responded with promises of hearings on "Doo-gate."