Fake news CURES cancer!

Dr. Whoson First conducted a study of 100 patients from a hospital in the Jungle of Nool. 50 patients were given real news and 50 were given fake news. All 50 of the patients given real news passed on; however, the 50 given just fake news were all cleared by Tardis and were allowed to return home in time to celebrate Festivus. One patient, Mr. Kobiashi was thrilled to learn of his cure and planned to visit his brother Kaiser Soze as soon as possible. All news outlets plan on just publishing fake news, while Facebook is quoted in saying, " We deserve a medal or something, we've been posting fake news for years."

If you don't like that article, here is another opinion. I simply just pressed the middle word option given on my phone in text messages. 

Dr. Whoson First conducted a trade with the new year on a top pick to be a fair deal to trump. We can try and put it on a team. We are all good and Fun and the other team is the only team to win this game. The kids will have a good time and will bring the kids back up and come out soon. The last thing is the only way I could be the grocery list and the other one I would like for a good time and aggravation to the doctor.
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