Donald Trump jr. to star in new Russian sequel to an old American movie.

Russian avant-garde film director Jason Sukmeov has just announced the long awaited sequel to the Tom Hanks /Meg Ryan vehicle, You've Got Mail.
Sukmeov is in the works writing his sequel You've Got Mail 2 Russian Font Boogaloo. 
"I chose Trump Jr for this part not just because he will soon need a country to hide in to avoid prosecution, but Donald Trump jr. just makes sense to our russian citizens." Sukmeov continued, "DTJ2 is on the verge of being our version of Germany's version of David Hasselhoff. DTJ2 will be my thespian. Donald Trump jr. Will be my Baryshnikov and I need someone to be able to pull off the Romantic twist to my movie."
When asked who is playing Reg Ryan's role, Sukmeov's shoulders slumped and said," Edward Snowden in a wig... these sanctions suck. I can't afford outside talent. So we do what we can do,okay?!"
You've Got Mail two Russian Font Boogaloo plans to open in 2018.