Disgraced HHS Secretary, and part time q-tip impersonator asks for one more ride.
Today Health and Human Services secretary Tom Price begged Donald Trump,( R- dotard 45) for one more spin at the taxpayers expense on a private airplane.
An Advisor close to Mr. Price explained that Tom knew that his days were numbered and wanted to just have one more experience on a plane paid for by the American people, before figuring out how he was going to make his living again by being the troll underneath the bridge in the fairy tale Three Billy Goats Gruff.
A terrified Tom Price was heard whispering to a friend 'these goddamn goats are going to try to eat my eyebrows. They've always looked like caterpillars on top of a wilted grape. Won't anyone have pit on me?.'
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