Delta Airlines to begin their new controversial dildo giveaway to passengers.

Today Delta Airlines began its new promotion for those passengers who lose out on a seat due to their overbooking policy.
Passengers who get kicked out of their seats will now have a choice of four colorful 10 inch dildos to take home with them once they angrily pray to find a later flight.
A Delta Airlines spokesperson cheerfully told ASJ, "Now these people don't need to come to the airport to get screwed by us. They can feel f****d by Delta Airlines in their beds, showers, or workplace bathrooms."