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Christie eats rare rhino carcass

1/29/2017

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In a setback for endangered animal conservation efforts, wildlife officials at the New Jersey's Cape May County Zoo confirmed that Governor Chris Christie had scavenged and devoured the carcass of a rare white rhinoceros named "Rita" who had been a longtime Zoo attraction. "Now an autopsy seems pointless," said Holly Pennywhistle, the Zoo's rhino biologist.

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