Charlie Sheen may lose Reddi-Whip sponsorship

ConAgra, maker of Reddi-whip, is rethinking sponsorship after Charlie Sheen caught on video exiting nitrous oxide plant moments before explosion leading to a tragic national shortage of ready-made whipped cream. "This holiday just won't be the same", say Leslie Richart, local celebrity, and Reddi-whip connesiour. 
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In a related story, 9 out of 10 dentists, reported an unusual downswing in job satisfaction this month.