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Cannibalism between siblings is on the rise

1/5/2017

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A recent study performed by UCLA's Ethics Attributed To Salivating department (EATS) has shown that there has been a rise in cannibalism between siblings over the past 10 years. One of the participants in the study said of her two children, "Everything was fine and then after we revealed we got them both a Trampoline, they hugged each other and started jumping. Then, it seemed like a switch was thrown and all that happiness turned to horror when Emily started chewing on Samantha!"
The scientists at EATS believe this rise is due to the new regime change in America which has been showing kids that they need to take for themselves and not care about any other human being.


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6/6/2023 10:08:19 pm

Thank you foor sharing

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