AREA WOMAN CANNOT MAKE IT TO BRUNCH

Sarah Martin sent a last minute text to friends Jessica Aaron and Marie Gable saying that she would not be able to make it to brunch this morning on account of a "raging hangover" and "3 weeks worth of laundry to get done." Jessica was quoted saying, "We're really starting to worry about Sarah. She hasn't made it to brunch in almost a month." Marie added that she believed that Sarah "really needs to get her shit together and come out for a Sunday Funday."