 "It was a paid acting gig. It does not reflect my personal values. I apologise to Ms Pussycat if she felt I acted inappropriately in anyway.".
Warner Brothers has been silent on the issue, but an inside source claims that Bugs Bunny is calling for Mr. Le Pew to distance himself from Looney Toons.
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 In an official statement, Penelope Pussycat has charged Pepe LePew with unwanted sexual advances and inappropriate touching. Further, Ms. Pussycat stated that these advances were shown on television for entertainment. "All men, women and children are complicit in their lack of action regarding these unwanted advances." Mr. LePew has yet to respond to these allegations.
 Americans heaved a sigh of relief recently as Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke and Energy Secretary Rick Perry began a yearlong commitment to pose in a diorama in the Oklahoma Museum of Natural History. "The diorama shows two Boy Scouts in the great outdoors," said Museum Director Stan Ferdman. "We're thrilled that the Secretaries have agreed to spend the year in this motionless, silent educational effort." While in the diorama, Zinke and Perry will be unable to deny climate change and give national park lands to oil and gas companies. "It's a trade-off, but it makes us look like we're not bad people," said Perry, who mistakenly had dressed like an oil company lobbyist.
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