Elderly Parents Concerned About Decrease in Social Media Posts by Adult Son

“He used to post something multiple times a day,” said Ruth Pinholster of Breckinridge, Ohio. “Now we go days without seeing anything at all on Facebook or Twitter.” Reached at home, Bart Pinholster, 29, said, off the record, “My parents think I was working all weekend. Actually, I flew to Munich for Oktoberfest, where I met two frauleins, Heidi and Helga. I tried to take selfies with them, but those can’t be posted, and, anyway, all you could see was the back of my head.” Unaware, his parents believe he may be “working too hard.” Said Mrs. Pinholster, “We just hope he comes up for air.”