​Smuckers spokesperson, Richard Jarr, says the new line will feature labels from every film Samuel L. Jackson has said his iconic catch-phrase in. "Smuckers for Motherfu**ers", just made sense, Jarr said. Jackson sent out a tweet saying, "Smuckers for Motherf**ers is going to be sweet."

In a shocking turn of events Charles Manson has died at the age of 83. However, it wasn't of natural causes. Just before Mr.Manson died he whispered into the ear of the high priestess of all satanic worship this quote;" I can't believe that the Government confirmed Betsy Devos to run the department of education. I mean, What the fuck? How can we have a proper educational system with such a dipshit as Secretary of Education? I'm mean, she has no experience, she's only been supportive of charter schools, and actually has been involved with pay for play.  When you think about it, she only got her confirmation because she gave over 200 million dollars to the Republican Party. 
This is not the way I would like to see education is country evolve. So, I'm just going to hold my breath till I die."  Charles Manson was successful in holding his breath until he died.  He was 83.