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55% of farmers who voted for Trump agree that Cage Free Guatamalans are too expensive to produce.

6/20/2018

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In a shocking study 55% of all farmers in the United States who voted for Trump in 2016 agreed that the organic farming of Guatemalans is just too much to bear on their morality.
Local farmer and Trump supporter Jesup VonFukface responded by saying, "Now look libtards, its bad enough to deal with the expenses of cage free eggs, but now you want cage free Guatemalans? What about my pocketbook? It's expensive to have minorities who are escaping a violent country to come in and just start picking my avocados and trying to have some semblance of a life. But thank God I have the good book to keep me grounded. 
By the way, have you heard the chapter and verse of Matthew 13? It's powerful stuff."

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