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1986 year temptation streak snapped! Jesus loses a bet against the devil at Costco!

7/16/2018

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Christian savior and misinterpreted prophet Jesus of Nazareth had his 1986 year Streak of beating the devil in temptation bets snapped today. 
How did this happen? Well, the devil finally found a way to get Jesus to hate humanity; by daring him to try and shop at Costco on a Saturday afternoon without losing his shit.
Afterwards during Jesus' post game interview , he explained his loss:
" Man. I thought it be easy. Just a simple stroll down aisles with a cart all the while keeping my calm, and not getting upset at all the slow ass patrons. But, Me-Damnit, there are some clueless, unaware assholes on this planet! Why do humans always stop in the middle of a fucking aisle and just stare?! Well, all good streaks must come to an end I suppose."
The devil could not be available for comment. He was on his way to help the president bend over for Putin.
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