Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced today that with the full support of Vice President Mike Pence, the administration would be expanding their extremely successful no tolerance policy to all 76 banned acts in Leviticus. It will also include Jaywalking.
Pence, who has famously said on multiple occasions, "I'm a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order." called this a progressive turn toward "very old school government".
When asked about some inconsistency with current policies versus some of the banned acts in Leviticus, the reporter was taken into a holding cell and has not been heard from again.
Supreme Dictator Trump could not be reached for immediate comment.