Senate candidate and adjunct professor of biblical verse and sexual repression at the University of 1st Timothy 2:12, Roy Moore has a plan for his future if he loses his Senate race against democrat Doug Jones next week.
An aide to Roy Moore sent out a statement saying,
"Judge Moore has always supported the arts....especially dramas.
Judge Moore has an affinity for fairy tales, especially "The Emperor's New Clothes." Judge Moore adapted that fairy tale many years ago for middle school girls and now he wants to present his new play to high schoolers."
Another aide justified the play but stating the obvious irony, "Well, the fairy tale is about peer pressure and how true friends should tell their leaders the truth about their friends no matter how much that truth hurts, even if it means losing our jobs."
When the reporter responded by asking the aide, "You do know the Emperor is naked to the villagers and that you shouldn't be exposing yourself to children, especially if you are a true Christian. Are you going to tell him that?"
The aide responded by saying, " Hell no. Down here in bammie we love em young."
For those interested in seeing this production Roy Moore will be having auditions behind the local Kmart in Gadsden Alabama at 7 p.m. right behind the dumpster. Please get your mother's permission before going back there.