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Nation Relieved as Trump Appointees Begin Yearlong Stint Posing in Diorama

11/4/2017

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Americans heaved a sigh of relief recently as Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke and Energy Secretary Rick Perry began a yearlong commitment to pose in a diorama in the Oklahoma Museum of Natural History. "The diorama shows two Boy Scouts in the great outdoors," said Museum Director Stan Ferdman. "We're thrilled that the Secretaries have agreed to spend the year in this motionless, silent educational effort." While in the diorama, Zinke and Perry will be unable to deny climate change and give national park lands to oil and gas companies. "It's a trade-off, but it makes us look like we're not bad people," said Perry, who mistakenly had dressed like an oil company lobbyist.
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