News broke today that The Cleveland Browns have decided to use their first two picks in the first round of the 2017 NFL draft,( picks 1 and 12 ), on two retired NBA stars Kevin Garnett and Kobe Bryant.
When pressed on this Blockbuster information Cleveland Browns general manager Sashi Brown stated, "hey we've tried everything else. Uniform change, top picks, new coachs, and it hasn't worked so why not go this route?" He later added,
"Kevin Garnett seems tall, right?Tall enough to throw the ball over the line anyways. Look. If it doesn't work, it doesn't matter, because nobody watches us anyway." - ASJ