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At the request of Hallmark, Trump declares his inauguration as a holiday.

1/25/2017

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It is speculated that a decrease in sales has led Hallmark to bribe Trump into creating a new holiday. To satisfy all parties and his own vanity, President Trump has agreed to declare his inauguration as a national holiday. Hallmark has advised that cards for the National Day of Patriotic Devotion will be found in the sympathy section.
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